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πŸ“‰ Don't let 2026 YoY comp noise ruin your lowball offers

HousingWire caught the YoY comp glitch. Here's how Cory uses it to steal deals this week.

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THE OPEN β˜•

🀑🏷️ Delusional Pricing Alert

Good morning.

Sellers are currently hallucinating. They look at last year’s late-summer comps, ignore the calendar glitch sitting in the economic data, and think their 1978 original-kitchen rancher is worth a quarter-million over reality.

We’re putting a hard stop to that this morning.

β€” Cory Boatright & the REIPROFITS team

πŸ–ΌοΈ MEME OF THE WEEK

Seller: Look at the year-over-year pending comp from September 2025!
Investor: Bro, that was Labor Day weekend. Everyone was drinking light beer and signing contracts.
When sellers treat calendar noise like structural appreciation, your counter-offer needs to land like a sledgehammer.

Slow-motion animated clip of Vince McMahon shaking his head in absolute disbelief


Seller lists a 1978 original kitchen rancher "I know what I have, $250k over comps"

Seller lists a 1978 original kitchen rancher β€” "I know what I have, $250k over comps"

Calendar noise isn't structural appreciationβ€”don't pay up for avocado countertops.

Markets at a Glance

MARKETS AT A GLANCE

πŸ“ŠπŸŽ’ Tape Reading Time

IndicatorLevelDaily5-Day TrendMood
Stocks
πŸ”» S&P 500 (SPX)7,718.60-0.38%▃▆▅▄▁▃▇▅ +0.09%Neutral
πŸ”» Nasdaq (IXIC)26,506.99-0.29%▁▆▅▄▁▂▇▆ +0.40%Neutral
πŸ”» Dow Jones (DJI)53,414.25-0.51%▆▆▆▄▁▃▇▅ -0.27%Bearish
πŸ”Ό Russell 2000 (RUT)2,975.65+0.25%▆▇▄▃▁▃▄▅ +0.11%Neutral
πŸ”Ό Volatility (VIX)14.53+1.47%▄▂▁▃▇▄▁▂ +0.69%Bearish
Rates & bonds
πŸ”Ό 10-Year Treasury (TNX)4.784%+2 bps▁▁▄▅▇▇▅▆ +6 bpsNeutral
β–¬ 30-Year Treasury (TYX)5.246%0 bps▁▁▂▆▇▇▅▅ +4 bpsNeutral
πŸ”Ό Mortgage Bonds (MBB)$92.72+0.06%▇▇▅▅▁▂▂▃ -0.49%Neutral
Commodities
πŸ”» WTI Crude (CL)$91.48-0.00%▁▁▃▆▇▇▇▇ +6.67%Extremely Bullish
πŸ”Ό Gold (GC)$4,476.60+1.06%▇▄▃▁▁▄▃▄ +1.03%Bullish
πŸ”Ό Lumber (WOOD)$71.73+0.72%▇▇▆▃▁▁▁▄ -0.57%Neutral
Crypto
πŸ”» Bitcoin (BTC)$79,709.50-0.14%▂▃▁▁▇▅▅▅ +2.98%Bullish
Real estate tape
πŸ”» REITs (VNQ)$96.02-0.66%▇▅▄▂▂▁▃▂ -1.25%Bearish
πŸ”Ό Homebuilders (ITB)$93.91+0.31%▇▅▆▄▁▂▃▃ -2.59%Bearish
πŸ”Ό Mortgage REITs (REM)$21.79+0.46%▅▇▆▅▁▄▅▆ +0.05%Neutral

At a glance: πŸ₯‡ Top mover Gold (GC) +1.06% Β· πŸ₯€ Laggard REITs (VNQ) -0.66%

Live market data via Yahoo Finance β€” as of Sep 7, 2026, 1:04 AM EDT. Equity/ETF levels are last close or latest trade; Treasuries are quoted in yield with change in basis points. Mood is a read on the daily plus 5-session move, not investment advice.

Checking the market tape today Crude oil pumping while treasury yields test 4.78%

Checking the market tape today β€” Crude oil pumping while treasury yields test 4.78%

When yields test walls and oil spikes, cash-flow underwriting gets real quick.

IN THIS ISSUE πŸ“‹

πŸ“‹βš‘ The Cheat Sheet

In this issue:

Read time: 8 minutes.


Listing agent writes 5 paragraphs of pure fluff My 60-second AI prompt shredding it instantly

Listing agent writes 5 paragraphs of pure fluff β€” My 60-second AI prompt shredding it instantly

Stop reading novel agent descriptions and start underwriting raw data.

The 30-Second Espresso Shot

THE 30-SECOND ESPRESSO SHOT 🚨

β˜•πŸ”₯ Espresso Math Check

Listen up {{first_name}}, if you're taking year-over-year pending home sales data at face value this September, you're about to overpay for real estate.

β˜• Got 3 minutes? Keep drinking the full cup below...


Uninformed buyers looking at raw YoY pending sales Real investors adjusting for the Labor Day calendar shift

Uninformed buyers looking at raw YoY pending sales β€” Real investors adjusting for the Labor Day calendar shift

Don't overpay just because amateur buyers can't read a calendar.

The Cheat Sheet

THE 30-SECOND DASHBOARD πŸ“Š

πŸ“ˆπŸ“‰ Dashboard Reality Check

+------------------------+-----------------+---------------+
| Metric                 | Current Level   | 30-Day Trend  |
+------------------------+-----------------+---------------+
| 30-Yr Fixed Mortgage   | 6.88% (Est.)    | πŸ”Ό +12 bps    |
| 10-Yr Treasury Yield   | 4.784%          | πŸ”Ό +6 bps     |
| Median US Home Price   | $418,500 (Est.) | πŸ”» -0.4%      |
+------------------------+-----------------+---------------+

30-year fixed sitting at 6.88% Median home prices dropping 0.4% like a polite cough

30-year fixed sitting at 6.88% β€” Median home prices dropping 0.4% like a polite cough

High rates are slowly squeezing home prices down, so keep lowball offers coming.

RATE & BOND MARKET INTELLIGENCE πŸ“ˆ

πŸ§±πŸ’£ The 4.78% Wall

Rates Hold Firm Near Highest Levels in Four Weeks Despite Big Jobs Beat

If you were expecting mortgage rates to plunge before autumn, I’ve got bad news: the bond market doesn’t care about your feelings.

Mortgage rates nudged higher this week following an unexpected surge in Nonfarm Payrolls (162k actual vs. 56k consensus). Usually, a massive jobs beat sends bond yields screaming into the stratosphere, leaving borrowers crying into their financial statements. But this time, yields only ticked up modestly. The 10-Year Treasury settled at 4.784% (+2 bps on the day, +6 bps over 5 days).

Why didn't bonds completely break down? Because corporate debt supply was unusually light and traders had already priced in sticky economic data. But make no mistake: 4.78% on the 10-Year is a wall.

A line chart showing the 10-Year Treasury yield testing the 4.80% resistance level over 60 days

+----------------------+-----------+------------+------------+
| Asset / Benchmark    | Level     | 5-Day Chg  | Trend      |
+----------------------+-----------+------------+------------+
| 10-Yr Treasury (TNX) | 4.784%    | +6 bps     | πŸ”Ό Bearish |
| 30-Yr Treasury (TYX) | 5.246%    | +4 bps     | πŸ”Ό Bearish |
| Mortgage Bonds (MBB) | $92.72    | -0.49%     | πŸ”» Bearish |
| WTI Crude Oil (CL)   | $91.48    | +6.67%     | πŸ”Ό Bullish |
+----------------------+-----------+------------+------------+

With WTI Crude ripping past $91/barrel (+6.67% this week), inflation expectations are getting cooked from the energy side. That keeps the Fed trapped. Borrowers know it: Adjustable-Rate Mortgage (ARM) applications just spiked to a 5-week high as buyers hunt for any entry yield below 6.5%.

Borrower: Give me a 30-year fixed rate.
Lender: That’ll be 6.9%.
Borrower: What about an ARM?
Lender: Welcome to the danger zone, my friend.
When ARM volume spikes, it’s not because buyers love riskβ€”it’s because 7% fixed debt breaks cash flow.

What smart money does with this:

  1. Pencil 5/1 and 7/1 ARMs on short-horizon value-add plays. If your hold period is 36 months before a cash-out refinance or sale, paying a 100 bps premium for 30-year fixed peace of mind is taking money out of your own pocket.
  2. Demand 2-1 Seller Buydowns on every single offer. Don't ask for price cuts that lower the seller's egoβ€”ask for a 3% seller concession to buydown your interest rate to 4.88% in Year 1.

Jobs beat consensus by over 100k 10-Year Treasury yield holding the line at 4.784%

Jobs beat consensus by over 100k β€” 10-Year Treasury yield holding the line at 4.784%

The bond market doesn't care about rate-cut dreams when jobs numbers pop.

CHART OF THE WEEK πŸ“‰

πŸ“‰πŸ”¨ Calendar Glitch Leverage

The YoY Pending Sales "Glitch": How Labor Day Skews the Data

Sep 2025 (Labor Day Week): [β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 100% baseline
Sep 2026 (Non-Holiday):   [β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 72% (-28% YoY print)
Sep 2026 (Adjusted Real): [β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 96% (-4% Real)

Source: HousingWire analysis β€” as of September 2026.

Why it matters: HousingWire highlighted that early September 2026 year-over-year pending comps look like an absolute bloodbath because Labor Day fell on a different week in 2025. Uninformed retail buyers think the sky is falling, while Zillow-brain sellers think their home is a precious antique. Use the fake YoY drop as leverage in counter-offers today.


Media reporting a -28% pending sales bloodbath Me offering -20% under ask using their own fake news

Media reporting a -28% pending sales bloodbath β€” Me offering -20% under ask using their own fake news

Turn calendar glitches into aggressive counter-offers before sellers do math.

CORE DEAL TEARDOWN πŸ”¨

Exploiting the YoY Comp Glitch: How to Get a $35,000 Price Adjustment on a Delusional Listing

What's going on here? On September 5th, HousingWire published a critical warning for housing market analysts: year-over-year comps for the rest of 2026 are completely warped by holiday timing.

Last year, Labor Day weekend shut down contract signings during a specific calendar week. This year, the holiday shifted. If you look at raw MLS and national real estate databases today, pending sales look like they took a 20%+ dive compared to the exact same week in 2025.

Uneducated sellers look at last month's comps and think they can hold out for spring 2025 prices. Listing agentsβ€”who barely understand basic statisticsβ€”are telling their clients that inventory is tight and buyers will come back after labor day. They're wrong. Active inventory is stacking up, days on market are stretching, and the "pending crash" headline is scaring off amateur retail buyers.

+--------------------------------+-----------------+-----------------+
| Underwriting Line Item         | Seller Fantasy  | Investor Reality|
+--------------------------------+-----------------+-----------------+
| Asking / Agreed Purchase Price | $385,000        | $348,000        |
| Year-Over-Year Comp Basis      | Sept 2025 Peak  | Sept 2026 Adjusted|
| 30-Year Debt Service (6.88%)   | $2,525/mo       | $2,282/mo       |
| Seller Concession (2-1 Buydown)| $0              | $11,500         |
| Net Effective Entry Price      | $385,000        | $336,500        |
+--------------------------------+-----------------+-----------------+

What this actually means: When a listing agent pulls "comparable sold properties" from 6 to 12 months ago to justify an inflated price tag, they are comparing apples to high-interest hand grenades.

In September 2025, buyers were absorbing lower inventory with slightly different rate expectations. Today, inventory is up, WTI crude oil is at $91+, and mortgage rates are grinding near 6.9%. But because sellers see "low YoY pending contract numbers," they assume the market is just taking a temporary holiday nap.

Here is the exact arbitrage: You submit cash/hard-money offers anchored to current 30-day active comps, forcing the listing agent to confront the real Days on Market (DOM) trajectory.

🎬 REACTION BREAK Animated clip of someone flipping over a table in a boardroom.

Zooming in: The deal breaker line item on every small-to-mid acquisition this month is Insurance + Property Tax Reset.

In markets across the Sunbelt and Midwest, retail sellers are pricing properties based on their legacy 2021 tax assessments and old insurance binders ($1,200/yr). When you buy that property at $350k+, your county tax assessor resets the valuation on Jan 1st, and your insurance carrier quotes $2,800/yr.

If you underwrite using the seller's historical tax bill, your $300/month cash flow flips into a -$150/month bleed the moment the escrow account re-balances.

Zooming out: Institutional buyers (SFR aggregators and Wall Street funds) are sitting on their hands until Q4 tax-loss selling starts. They aren't bidding up suburban 3-bed, 2-bath inventory right now. That leaves a clear 60-day window for local operators to swoop in, submit aggressive lowball offers with short inspection contingencies, and demand heavy seller concessions.

Cory's Take: "Never argue with a seller about what their house is worth. Show them the active listings sitting on market for 45+ days, show them the rate environment, and hand them a contract that solves their problem today at your price. Let their delusion be your discount."

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Market Pulse

QUICK HITS: MARKET PULSE ⚑

Retail Investor: I'm waiting for 3% interest rates to come back.
Market: [stares in 4.78% 10-Year yield]
Waiting for 2021 rates is like waiting for gas to cost $0.99 again. Adapt your debt structure or get left behind.


Cory's Digest

CORY'S DIGEST πŸ“°


THE AI EDGE πŸ€–

Comparing the Big AI Models for Real Estate Deal Sourcing & Underwriting

Stop using AI just to write generic property descriptions for your MLS listings. That’s amateur hour. Sharp operators are using LLMs to parse local zoning codes, analyze seller motivation, and extract hidden line items from seller-provided profit & loss statements.

Here is how the top models stack up for real estate workflows in September 2026:

+-------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------------------------------+
| AI Model / Tool   | Best Real Estate Use Case         | Weakness / Risk                   |
+-------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------------------------------+
| Claude 3.5 Sonnet | Parsing complex T12 P&Ls & Leases | Struggles with real-time web search|
| ChatGPT Plus (o1) | Logic checks & structuring seller | Hallucinates local tax millage   |
| Perplexity Pro    | Sourcing local planning board mins| Can miss off-market historicals   |
+-------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------------------------------+

Wholesaler: I used AI to analyze this deal!
Investor: Why did it include a 0% vacancy rate?
Wholesaler: The prompt told it to be optimistic.
Garbage prompts in equal bankrupt acquisitions out. Always audit the model's math.

Strategic Caution: Never upload unredacted tenant personal information, social security numbers, or sensitive bank account details into public AI model prompts. Data privacy violations carry real legal liabilities that will wipe out your profit margin faster than a bad roof.


PROMPT OF THE WEEK 🧠

The Listing Agent "Fluff Destroyer" Underwriting Prompt

Copy and paste this exact prompt into ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini when analyzing an active MLS listing or wholesaler deal blast.

Act as a ruthless real estate acquisitions analyst with 20 years of experience in distressed single-family and small multifamily properties. 

Analyze the following property description, asking price, and financial claims for [INSERT ADDRESS OR PASTE TEXT HERE].

Perform the following tasks:
1. Identify every instance of agent "fluff" or vague terminology (e.g., "value-add potential," "handyman special," "up-and-coming neighborhood") and translate it into estimated repair costs or neighborhood risks.
2. Re-underwrite the property assuming a 6.88% debt interest rate, an 8% vacancy factor, 10% property management fee, and a 15% increase in property taxes post-closing.
3. Calculate the Maximum Allowable Offer (MAO) assuming an asking price of [INSERT ASKING PRICE] and realistic market rent of [INSERT RENT ESTIMATE].
4. Output a bulleted list of the top 3 deal-killing risks I must verify during my physical walkthrough.

Provide your output in a clean, concise markdown table followed by your final Verdict: BUY, NEGOTIATE, or WALK AWAY.

What to do with the output: Take the generated MAO and risk table, print it to PDF, and attach it directly to your lowball purchase agreement as "Exhibit A: Underwriting Justification." It removes emotion from the negotiation and proves to the seller why their price is out of reality.


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YOUR MONEY MOVES THIS WEEK πŸ’Έ

  1. Audit your local comps for holiday timing distortions. Check every pending contract in your target zip codes from early September 2025 vs 2026 before submitting your next offerβ€”don't let an agent use unadjusted YoY numbers against you.
  2. Structure a 2-1 buydown on your open pipeline deals. With the 10-Year yield sitting at 4.784%, getting the seller to pay $8,000-$12,000 in closing credits saves you hundreds per month compared to a standard price reduction.
  3. Run your active pipeline through the Prompt of the Week. Paste your top 3 target property listings into Claude or ChatGPT today to extract hidden tax and repair risks before you wire earnest money.

Reply and tell me which one you ran β€” I read every reply.


QUOTE OF THE WEEK πŸ’¬

You don't make money when you sell real estate. You make money when you buyβ€”by having the patience to wait for the market's math to force the seller's hand. β€” Cory Boatright, REIPROFITS


ON OUR RADAR πŸ“‘

  1. Google Gemini Trail Rescues: Search-and-rescue teams had to save hikers who used AI to plan trip rations. Reminder: Never trust an AI model to estimate your rehab budget or water supplies without human verification.
  2. GameStop Cash Hoard: The company is sitting on a $1.4B cash pile while retail traders debate its next move. Corporate treasury management is looking weirder by the day.
  3. Thrifty Travel Hacks: Budget travelers are booking "mystery vacations" and hostels as hotel prices hit records. Consumer belt-tightening is officially spreading to discretionary leisure.

ONE MORE THING 🀹

A bullet manufacturer operating for 39 years just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy this week. When a company selling actual ammunition can’t make the debt math work in today’s credit market, it tells you everything you need to know about over-leveraged capital structures.

🎬 REACTION BREAK Animated loop of an old-school cash register opening and snapping shut empty.

If your real estate deals require 0.5% interest rate drops to break even, you're not an investorβ€”you're a gambler holding an empty magazine.


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